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In Which There Are Boys And A Shower
Title: In Which There Are Boys And A Shower
Author: potteritis
Rating: PG-13 for nudity
Warnings: To warn you would be to ruin the story. Duh.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Or vu network. Or this here nickel.
Summary: Draco comes home from a job early to surprise Harry and ends up getting a surprise of his own.
Note: Dedicated to not_draconis for being brilliant and to rons_on_fire who is anything but unloved. And also queen_salazar just because she always brightens my day. :D Also un-beta’d and a bit on the short side. And of no relevance to the game.



Draco Malfoy was quite the crafty devil. Or so he liked to tell himself.

Especially now, as he Apparated into the flat he shared with his boyfriend, Harry Potter. He’d been in conferences in Rome all week and Potter wasn’t expecting him back until next Tuesday. In a true show of skill and capability, Draco had managed to tie up the loose ends much earlier than he’d planned so that he could come home and surprise Potter, maybe leading to a nice round of shagging on the god-awful coffee table Potter had bought.

Harry Potter was quite the oblivious prat.

This much was evident by the lack of surprise and subsequent doting. In fact, Potter didn’t seem to be around to receive Draco at all.

Draco was about to commence sulking when he heard the quiet sounds of the shower running and brightened again. Shower shagging was every bit as good in his book.

He left his shoes by the door and discarded his robe, placing it neatly on the coat rack. It was a direct contrast to Potter’s, which had been flung haphazardly over the top of the thing. Cleanliness was not Potter’s forte.

His clothes were shed during the short trip to the bathroom and by the time he stepped in and silently slipped the door shut behind him, he was in naught but the snake boxers Potter had bought for him. Draco had sworn up and down that he’d never be caught dead in them, but Potter had just looked so bloody sad about it that he secretly wore them when he went on trips, not that he would ever admit it. He got rid of those, too, and climbed into the shower with only the slightest movement of the curtain.

Underneath the spray of water, and completely, totally, and alarmingly naked, was Ronald Weasley.

Draco screamed—the high-pitched and girly one that Potter loved to poke fun at—and stumbled back until he was as far away from Weasley as the shower would allow.

Weasley spun around, catching sight of Draco barearsed, and screamed as well, copying his actions on the other side of the tub. The spray of water dropped between them as they stared at one another, wide-eyed and panicked.

“What the bloody hell are you doing inside my shower, Weasel?!”

“What the bloody hell are you doing inside the shower, Malfoy?!”

“Er,” a new voice said as the shower curtains opened to reveal a very perplexed Potter. “What are the two of you doing inside the shower? Together?”

Draco scrambled out of the tub, grabbing the only towel on the rack and wrapping it around his midsection. Sufficiently covered, he glowered at Harry with enough hate to resurrect Voldemort. “What is that doing here, Potter?” he asked coldly, jabbing a finger in Weasley’s direction.

Potter at least had the decency to look guilty. “…taking a shower?”

Draco’s glare intensified.

“You were right, Harry,” Weasley said as he turned off the shower and grabbed Draco’s embroidered robe. “He does scream like a girl.”

“Ron, that’s—” But before Potter could finish, Draco had a wand in hand and was pointing it under Weasley’s throat.

“Out.” He snarled, ignoring Potter as he patted down his pockets in search of the wand that Draco had just stolen from him. “And I would suggest you place that robe back in the exact spot you saw it, Weasley, although I might still have to burn it to get your stench off.”

“You can’t honestly expect me to leave starkers,” Weasley began nervously, meeting Draco’s eyes and smirking. “Unless you like looking.”

INCEN—

Strong arms wrapped around him from behind, cutting him off in time for Weasley to disapparate. Draco seethed silently for a moment or two, but otherwise did not try to resist. The instant Potter’s guard was down…

“Now, I know what you’re thinking,” he heard Potter say in that moronic, stuttering tone of his. “And you’re wrong. Ron and I weren’t—I mean, I get bored being here all by myself and we just got back from a mission this morning. We were dirty. He needed a shower.”

“How many times has Weasley been in our flat in my absence, Potter?” Draco asked calmly.

“Oh. Er. He… not… er…”

“I see,” he shifted in Harry’s grip, but it was still too tight for him to move without a struggle. “As a fair warning, I’m probably going to kill you the very instant you release me.”

“You could do that,” Harry agreed, sounding a bit distracted for someone who was about to see his life end even after surviving a maniacal egomaniac with a god complex and a dead baby fetish. “Or you could tell me why you’re home so early and then we could shag. Because I don’t know if you noticed, but your towel’s been on the floor for the last two minutes and I’ve been randy for the last three.”

Draco smiled.

Ten minutes later, Harry found himself naked, horny, and tied to his bed with a boyfriend who had decided that watching telly was far more important than shagging him.

FIN

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Comments
irrevokable From: irrevokable Date: February 13th, 2007 02:41 am (UTC) (Link)
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o_o
phight From: phight Date: February 13th, 2007 03:07 am (UTC) (Link)
So articulate. :)
irrevokable From: irrevokable Date: February 13th, 2007 03:30 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL I'M A BIT ALL OVER THE PLACE RIGHT NOW. I JUST....KARIN. ♥
phight From: phight Date: February 13th, 2007 03:33 am (UTC) (Link)
I UNDERSTAND.

This is a pretty amazing surprise thingy.
irrevokable From: irrevokable Date: February 13th, 2007 03:47 am (UTC) (Link)
xDD
otempora01 From: otempora01 Date: February 13th, 2007 11:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Did you smash your head against the keyboard? XDDDD
phight From: phight Date: February 13th, 2007 03:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Hahah I'd scream if Ron was in my shower too only it'd be more like 'SQUEEEEEE!.'
anunseengenius From: anunseengenius Date: February 13th, 2007 04:07 am (UTC) (Link)
DITTO. XP
otempora01 From: otempora01 Date: February 13th, 2007 11:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Hell, me too!
irrevokable From: irrevokable Date: February 13th, 2007 04:13 am (UTC) (Link)
YOU USED THE ICON TOO. OMG KARIN. You have no idea how much I needed this tonight xDD ♥ ♥ ♥

Where's Lori so I can bug Ron?! xD
rons_on_fire From: rons_on_fire Date: February 13th, 2007 04:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Bug me? I am TRAUMATISED. Didn't you see?? Malfoy tried to HOP IN THE SHOWER WITH ME!!
irrevokable From: irrevokable Date: February 13th, 2007 04:45 am (UTC) (Link)
Well it wasn't really your shower now was it?! He had every right! D:
rons_on_fire From: rons_on_fire Date: February 13th, 2007 04:50 am (UTC) (Link)
WELL WHAT WAS HE, DEAF?! I thought it plainly OBVIOUS that someone was trying to BATHE in there, and then he practically takes YEARS off my life by both screaming like a bloody girl and BLINDING ME FOR LIFE.




BLIND.
irrevokable From: irrevokable Date: February 13th, 2007 04:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Well he can't help it that he is so used to Potter being the one bathing and Potter has bever objected to surprises like that! And Draco is saying something about how payback is a bitch and that now you know how he feels when your girlfriend blinded poor Draco. D: Though thank goodness she wasn't naked because I dont think Draco would have survived seeing a female naked, let alone Granger. :\
rons_on_fire From: rons_on_fire Date: February 13th, 2007 05:01 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm sorry, I didn't gather anything but "Draco is a bitch" in there, and while I surely agree with you I'm afraid I have MUCH MORE IMPORTANT things to do than wonder what position he is in his relationship with Harry.
irrevokable From: irrevokable Date: February 13th, 2007 05:06 am (UTC) (Link)
Right, goes to show how efficient you've been putting those study sessions with Granger to use. You've actually regressed in your reading abilities!

Well, I hear the position switches from time to time actually so it's hard to say...
rons_on_fire From: rons_on_fire Date: February 13th, 2007 05:11 am (UTC) (Link)
You honestly think I allowed all that time to be solely used for studying?? You poor little ferret. You see I, unlike you, have been getting some for quite some time now. Therefore I, unlike you, do not need to be MOLESTING INNOCENTS while they (INNOCENTLY) try to TAKE A SHOWER!!
irrevokable From: irrevokable Date: February 13th, 2007 05:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Waitwaitwait. How long have you been getting "some" exactly? Because Draco has been getting some from Potter since May of 6th year. And he didn't molest you! :O You shouldn't have been in Draco's shower in the first place! >(
rons_on_fire From: rons_on_fire Date: February 13th, 2007 05:18 am (UTC) (Link)
DON'T YOU USE YOUR DARK MAGIC SYMBOLS ON ME
irrevokable From: irrevokable Date: February 13th, 2007 05:23 am (UTC) (Link)
>( >( >( Dark Mark for the interwebs!
rons_on_fire From: rons_on_fire Date: February 13th, 2007 05:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Back, you devil!
irrevokable From: irrevokable Date: February 13th, 2007 05:27 am (UTC) (Link)
As long as you and your (freckly) willy stay away from Draco's shower! >(
rons_on_fire From: rons_on_fire Date: February 13th, 2007 05:30 am (UTC) (Link)




I make no promises.
otempora01 From: otempora01 Date: February 13th, 2007 12:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
I like to spread happiness. And apparently so do the two of you because THIS has me cracking up!
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otempora01 From: otempora01 Date: February 13th, 2007 12:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
I LOVE YOU TOO
shapely_millie From: shapely_millie Date: February 13th, 2007 09:20 am (UTC) (Link)
Ahahahahahaha

I'm picturing a very freckly Weasley and a very girly Draco.

I just finished toiling endlessly over my portfolio for school and I'm so glad this is up. You have no idea how much I needed this. My hormones are all out of whack now, I think I might cry or laugh a little more. It's hard to tell since it's almost 4:30 am.
otempora01 From: otempora01 Date: February 13th, 2007 12:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
shapely_millie From: shapely_millie Date: February 13th, 2007 05:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEE* <3
enchanted_light From: enchanted_light Date: February 13th, 2007 12:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
♥♥♥ You have brought me such happiness with this, Karin. :)
tra_cey_davis From: tra_cey_davis Date: February 14th, 2007 04:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
FPAJS I LOVE IT ♥♥




Happy Valentine's Day indeed XDD
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